Universe's OG Pranksters Unisex Oversized Cotton T-Shirt

Ever feel like the cosmos is trolling you on purpose? This tee is a cheeky nod to every time Mercury tripped you, Saturn ghosted you, and the Moon changed moods mid-week. Featuring smirking celestial bodies and cosmic side-eyes, it’s for those who’ve been personally victimized by the solar system.

Wear it when life throws cosmic curveballs—or garlic-shaped meteors. Either way, blame the stars (with style).

What you’re getting:

• 100% Super Combed Cotton – soft enough to make you forgive the universe
• Bio-Washed Fabric – for long-lasting comfort, even in retrograde
• 240 GSM – breathable and still sturdy (unlike your patience)
• Pre-Shrunk – won’t pull a disappearing act in the wash
• Lycra Ribbed Crew Neckline – keeps its shape even when your day doesn’t
• Unisex oversized fit – designed with extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch.
• Wash care: Cold wash, inside out. Low tumble dry. No bleach. Iron inside out, while laughing at your fate.
• Heads up: Slight colour variation is normal depending on your screen (and whatever trick the stars are playing today).

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