Mercury’s Always in Retroblame Unisex Oversized Cotton T-Shirt

Because when life spirals, Mercury’s getting the blame—again. This tee’s for anyone who’s ever blamed their ex, their email glitches, or their existential dread on that tiny, dramatic planet in reverse.

With vintage-inspired vibes and astrological sass, it’s a cosmic companion for tech fails, awkward convos, or moments you wish you could unsend IRL.

What you’re getting:

• 100% Super Combed Cotton – feels like a soft apology from the universe
• Bio-Washed Fabric – so smooth, it might just fix your communication issues
• 240 GSM – just the right weight for emotional baggage
• Pre-Shrunk – won't ghost you after the first wash
• Lycra Ribbed Crew Neckline – holds shape better than your group chat during Mercury retrograde
• Unisex oversized fit – designed with extra length and sleeve drop for a stylish slouch.
• Wash care: Cold wash, inside out. Low tumble dry. No bleach. Iron inside out (only if Mercury isn't in retrograde).
• Heads up: Slight colour variation may occur depending on your screen—or your rising sign.

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